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The Nastiest Apartment

Posted by shadmia on September 24, 2008

I am sure every kid has heard the phrase “Clean up your room!”. Well this apartment in Houston is living proof that some people just don’t get it. This is by far the nastiest apartment I have ever seen. I am pretty sure that the girl who used to live here has never had any guests come over. The landlord will have to hire a crew in has-mat gear to clean up this disaster zone.

The bathroom looks like it hasn’t been used in a long, long time. The bath and the toilet are horribly stained and indescribably dirty; the floor is strewn with what looks like toxic waste; just to get near the bath tub (not that anyone would want to) definitely requires protective clothing not to mention industrial strength boots. It is obvious that personal hygiene was not a top priority!!

This person is obviously a smoker who doesn’t own an ashtray and used to have a computer. She prefers takeout pizza and loves coffee and soda (both Coke and Pepsi products). She has never cooked a meal in the apartment but does own an iron. She has her own little corner on the couch and doesn’t particularly care where anything else goes, especially the garbage!!

She has a bed (even though it may be difficult to find in the pictures) and does most of her eating and drinking in the bedroom and on the bed. Of course to get to the bed itself is a feat worthy of an Olympic-style obstacle course. And just like the couch, she has her own little spot on the bed that it carved out from all the rest of the junk in the room. I guess she does have to stretch out somewhere!!

You may be wondering why I keep referring to this person as “she”. Well lets see if “you ” can spot the clues in the pictures above. I think it goes without saying that “she” is single and is likely to remain so for a long time!

P.S. Don’t let the kids see this article. They may get the idea that their room is not so bad after all!!

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2 Responses to “The Nastiest Apartment”

  1. lalalalalaa said

    Guessing it was a she because a she is usually a pig anyways lol

  2. righton said

    That is for sure chiks are usually dirty anyways no suprise lol

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