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More Sex, Sex, Sex

Posted by shadmia on December 6, 2006

Here are some odd sex-related stories that landed the perpetrators in lots of trouble: Click on title for link to the full story.

  • Judge Denied Parole in Sex Toy Case
  • A former judgejudge-donald-thompson.jpg, Donald Thompson, convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robes was denied parole. Prosecutors claimed Thompson used a device called a penis pump while presiding over trials between 2002 and 2003. Thompson’s attorney, Rob Nigh, told the board his client maintained his innocence and deserved to be considered for early release. “He’s lost everything. He’s lost his profession. He’s lost the ability to be a lawyer. He’s lost the ability to ever be a judge,” Nigh said.

  • The Case of the Broken Dildo
  • Orange County’smarcelino-p-castro.jpg Marcelino P. Castro owns the most expensive broken dildo in the world at $48,000. This dildo had an attached handle so a user could manipulate its motion from different angles. Castro decided to pleasure himself. During the heat of passion, the handle broke off and the dildo became lodged deep in his rectum. The next morning, Castro told his bosses, police, paramedics, firemen, state insurance investigators and later emergency room doctors that he’d been gang-raped at work by “two large dark men, probably Samoan.” His story was considered a fabrication and he was arrested. At trial he confessed. His punishment: a six-month sentence, serve five years’ probation and pay $48,000 in restitution for wasting everyone’s time.

  • Naked Teen at Drive-Thru
  • A teenmcdonalds.gif accused of ordering from at least three fast food drive-thrus nude faces an indecent exposure charge. David Gatton, 18, of Columbia City, was found in the parking lot of a McDonald’s by a sheriff’s deputy after police received a call that the teen had been nude when he ordered from his car at the Arby’s drive-thru, police said.


  • Molester Blames Wife’s Bingo Habit
  • A man bingo.jpgwho pleaded guilty to molesting two girls told a judge he did it because of his wife’s excessive bingo playing. “My wife was never home,” Floyd Kinney Jr. said during his plea hearing Friday. Records say Kinney molested one of the girls, now 26, from 1992-97. He sexually assaulted the second girl, now 17, for a year beginning in January 2005, records show. “Some people, when their wives are not home, decide to do other things, like clean their living rooms,” Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden said. “Your behavior is beyond the pale.” Kinney pleaded guilty to two counts of aggravated indecent assault. The felony charges carry a combined maximum penalty of 20 years in prison and a $50,000 fine.

  • Naked Crack Addict attacked by Alligator
  • Carlos Mayidadrian-j-apgar.jpg couldn’t see Adrian Apgar being attacked by an alligator early Wednesday, but he could hear him. “A gator’s got me,” Apgar replied, his voice faint in the background. Mayid called 911. Polk County deputies arrived about two minutes later and soon reached Apgar in the water. He was naked, slumped over in the alligator’s jaws in chest-deep water on the east side of Lake Parker. After a “tug-of-war” match with the gator, three deputies and their sergeant were able to rescue Apgar and carry him to shore. The entire rescue took about 20 minutes.
    Apgar told the deputies he had been smoking crack cocaine and fell asleep on the shore when the alligator attacked him. The Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday that Apgar suffered a broken arm, a nearly severed arm, significant trauma to his buttocks and leg and was critically injured.

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2 Responses to “More Sex, Sex, Sex”

  1. عاشق المبادلة said

    انا من الدمام عمري26
    ماني حلو ولاني شين
    ارغب في المبادلة مع احد لايشترط ان يكون وسيم ولكن لابد ان يكون مهتم بنفسه ونظيف
    الرجاء من الجاديين فقط ارسال رساله بالمواصفات واهم شي الشريه التامه وبدون فضايح

  2. fodah said


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